Vegetarian Cauliflower and Mushroom Delight
What Started it all:
Cauliflower, Mushroom, canned fish (tuna, sardines), stove
Listen up! You bloody well better pay attention, or you'll end up with a disaster on your hands! Today, we're gonna whip up a bloody brilliant vegetarian dish that'll make your taste buds sing. So, don your apron, and let's get cooking!
Ingredients
- 1 large head of cauliflower, broken into florets
- 1 cup of mushrooms (button or cremini), sliced
- 1 can of tuna (drained and flaked)
- 1 can of sardines (drained and flaked)
- Salt and pepper to taste
- 2 tbsp olive oil
- 1 tsp dried thyme
- 1 tsp paprika
Instructions
- Preheat your bloody stove to 400°F (200°C).
- Toss the cauliflower florets with 1 tbsp olive oil, salt, and pepper. Spread them out on a baking sheet and roast for 20-25 minutes, or until tender and caramelized.
- In a large skillet, heat the remaining 1 tbsp olive oil over medium-high heat. Add the sliced mushrooms and cook until they release their moisture and start to brown, about 5 minutes.
- Add the flaked tuna and sardines to the skillet, stirring to combine. Cook for an additional 2-3 minutes, until the fish is heated through.
- Add the roasted cauliflower, thyme, and paprika to the skillet. Toss everything together until well combined. Season with salt and pepper to taste.
- Serve hot, garnished with fresh parsley or thyme if you're feeling fancy.
There you have it, a bloody brilliant vegetarian dish that's sure to please even the pickiest of eaters. Now, get back in the kitchen and start cooking! And for the love of all that is holy, don't bloody well mess it up!